The General Managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia) were at a national beer conference.
They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they want to drink.
The General Manager of Tooheys says without hesitation, “I’ll have a Tooheys New.”
The General Manager of Carlton smiles and says, “I’ll have a Carlton Draught, brewed from the finest hops.”
The General Manager of Coopers proudly says, “I’ll have a Coopers, the King of Beers.”
The bloke from XXXX says, “I’ll have a XXXX, the cleanest beer on the planet.”
The General Manager from Cascades glances at his lunch mates and says, “I’ll have a Diet Coke.”
The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head.
He just shrugs and says, “Well if you wankers aren’t drinking beer, then neither will I.”